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“Like every other shirt I’ve purchased. It’s good shit. Pretty sure I’ve bought more than 30 so far”.
My friends love these!
"I enjoy wearing clothes on the job sites that get people talking and laughing. I don't like the same old boring. These shirts allow me to express my fun crazy side."
Hi Vis Awesomeness
"It's not too heavy. It's not too light. Nice bright color to wear around the warehouse. Fits perfect."
Love Armed American
"Big hit at the factory just like most shirts I have gotten from you guys over the year's keep it up"
For When "All of 'Em" Isn't Specific Enough.
As always it's been knocked out of the park! Comfortable and a conversation starter! Thanks!
Fresh Hi-Vis, Filthy Slogans, and Zero Thinking Required. We Ship It. You Wear It. Infinite Judgment from HR—Guaranteed.
Get ready for a fresh, exclusive shirt delivered to your door every month! Each design is a limited-edition, subscriber-only release, ensuring you always get something unique.
Warning!: May cause uncontrollable pointing, laughing, and admiration from strangers and coworkers.
Your first shirt’s on us—after that, it’s just
$9.95 a month.
Love Armed American
Big hit at the factory just like most shirts I have gotten from you guys over the year's keep it up!
Here Are Answers to Some of Our Most Common Questions.
We keep it simple: spend $100 and we'll ship it free. Boom. That's it. No fine print, no weird math. International orders? You still gotta pay for that—sorry B.F. Egypt, we still love you though.
These bad boys fit true to size and won't shrink like your paycheck after taxes. We use premium quality cotton/poly blend that's built right. We've got sizes from XS all the way up to 5XL because real workers come in all sizes. Plus, we have a detailed and accurate size guide so you get the perfect fit. No guesswork here—just good gear that fits like it should.
We've got a 30-day money-back guarantee because we're not jerks. Easy return process if you need to exchange or return items. All returns must meet our guidelines though, so check our Return Policy carefully. Send returns to: Armed American Supply, 1407 W 10th place suite A106, Tempe, AZ 85281. We'll make it right faster than your foreman's next smoke break.
It's simple: Build a bundle, buy more, save more! The more gear you grab, the bigger your savings get. Perfect for stocking up on shirts, stickers, or loading up the whole crew. Smart shoppers know bulk buying is where the real savings are at. Just add multiple items and watch your total drop—it's like magic, but with math.
We don’t get serious often—unless you need help. Then it’s game on. Your questions matter, and we’ve got your back.
Give us a call or shoot us a message through the contact form—we’re here and ready to help.
480-253-9165